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Natalie Jeaned 

When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned

Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?

First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy

Getting johned 

Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth
Did you hear about Jace getting johned it was so funny, mason is crazy for doing that.
Getting johned by Johner9000 November 27, 2021

Johned it 

When someone takes a joke or situation way too far.
Max was telling a joke and he totally johned it!
Johned it by Johned it October 4, 2019

papa johned

When someone gets hit in the face with the textbook, especially if thrown from moving vehicle. Refers to when Papa John of (Papa John's pizza) was hit in the face with a biology textbook when riding his bike in Louisville, Kentucky.

See wlky.com/news/3381400/detail.html
I straight papa johned Ollie in the face with my math book and he judo chopped my ass afterwards.
papa johned by Ilsun May 1, 2007

Don Juaned 

Don Juaned by Alejandro September 8, 2003
Joandry is a really funny boy with a great smile.His nickname is usually jumanji.Hes also very cute.
Is that Joandry
joandry by Emily Florez June 16, 2018