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hygiene death match 

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.
I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.
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Hygenated 

to be clean or fresh. of superior hygiene. fat joe.
yo, fat joe be HYGENATED!
Hygenated by kory westerhold February 20, 2007

Re-Hymenated 

Becoming Re-Hymenated, Born Again Virgin
He hasn't had a root in over 5 years, i reckon he's been Re-Hymenated
Re-Hymenated by G_70 August 27, 2010
a term my college roommate is unfamiliar with.
She has such poor personal hygiene, I'm surprised she's still alive.
hygiene by Daphhhhhhhhh January 9, 2019

Hygiene Hiatus 

Not wanting to shave or shower for a short time. This usually occurs during 3 day holidays, as well as particularly during short stints of inclement weather.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your Present's Day holiday? You were off for 3 days, right?
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
Hygiene Hiatus by brooskitooski February 20, 2021

hyphenate 

Fucking dildo rich folk, movie stars, or rock stars who have three fucking names instead of the one name God gave ya.
Tom: Did you see that new movie?
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates
hyphenate by Christophe Graham July 15, 2006

hyphenated American 

The other poster of this term has obviously not realized that white americans are, technically, "Caucasian-Americans" just as black americans are, technically, "African-Americans". Pandemics of political correctness are because of people like him/her: ahem, the racists. Educate yourself before forming harmful world views, please. And if you don't want to take the time to do that, then shut the fuck up.
Everyone in America is a hyphenated American.

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tips:

You can identify racist people if they say non-whites "take up space".

You can identify uneducated people if they use the term "pussification" over the age of 22.
hyphenated American by lilokayz January 24, 2010