Slurped Off That Hoobastank 

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

Slurped Off That Hoobastank by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

hoobastank 

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV

If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.

hoobastank by Dr.U January 29, 2005

hoobastank 

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.

Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."

hoobastank by God Holyfield October 7, 2011

hoobastank 

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.

The radio has pretty much killed The Reason.

hoobastank by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

Hoobastank 

A good Band that got famous from their worst song "the reason" i do admit the reason is not the best song in the world but the rest of their songs are The Shit in other words AWESOME BAND DOWNLOAD THEIR GOOD SONGS!!

guy1- I HATE THE REASON By Hoobastank!!

guy2- yea tell me about it why do they overplay a crap song like that ova and ova and ova

guy1- because they dont know what music people actually like

guy2- omg have you heard their other songs they sound completely different!!

guy1- i think ill see what they are really like :)

Hoobastank by ScH0F13LD January 19, 2008

hoobastank 

A famous brand of scuba tanks.

I bought a hoobastank yesterday, and I was doing fine going down...Damn, I got wet really fast.

hoobastank by Yuri August 18, 2004

Hoobastank 

The result when somebody breaks wind in another's air supply, i.e. a scoba tank

That hoobastank is choking the very breath that sustains my poor lungs

Hoobastank by tuesdayperson July 5, 2007