heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.

"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."

heritage bro by ravie December 2, 2013

Hermette

A woman who lives to some greater or lesser degree in seclusion from society. Often due to being burned by jerk ex-husbands, jerk ex-boyfriends and jerk friends.

Marie is becoming a hermette. All her friends shat on her and her ex-husband is a jerk.

Hermette by poiuwerkbsadknbkuiahsoifjqwe April 27, 2010

Colleyville Heritage High School

Where everyone is fake and their mom are fake blondes with dramatic eyelash extensions and orange spray tans. There are also toilets in the smoke room. Colleyville kids throw open house parties only for them to be busted in an hour.

“I popped 3 addys before class”
“Oh you must got to Colleyville Heritage High School”

Colleyville Heritage High School by funnyaznfag December 9, 2019

Hilliard heritage 

Hilliard heritage got the shittest staff the principals are garbage and will get you in trouble for the smallest things

Heritage is the most Rachet school

Mohammed: goes into gym at hilliard heritage

Principal: gives him in school suspension

Hilliard heritage by Dwabtitshhhhh September 4, 2021

Hermitile 

Wildly irrate, Loss of all reasoning. Going hermitile, went hermitile - going ballistic, went ballistic.

As in; "He got a dear john letter and went hermitile" or, "The Chief tore up his liberty card and he went hermitile."

Hermitile by RowdyOne May 26, 2009

[Herminate] 

A term used when a person attempts to contact another person by a 3 pronged attack of email, phone and text message simultaneously.

I will herminate him.

[Herminate] by Sasha Guindi May 21, 2008

Heritage Hall 

A subpar private "school" in Oklahoma City where everyone is too rich to work and too stoned to care. Only a handful of graduates have managed to get anywhere in life beyond working at their daddies' law firms/car dealerships or living off their trust funds, and literally 100% of the "successful alumni" live outside of Oklahoma. An incestuous community of losers who will leave the planet worse than they came into it, where football is worshiped and everyone is a lemming. A school you wouldn't send your worst enemies' kids to.

If you go to Heritage Hall and you're capable of reading this, get the hell out while you can and get a damn job. Preferably outside of Oklahoma. Stop pissing away your parents' money.

Heritage Hall by mpddddpmgbddmbn September 20, 2012