have a slap on the pokies 

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

have a slap on the pokies by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

have a chip on your shoulder 

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

have a chip on your shoulder by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day 

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

Have a pull on the White Owl 

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars

Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

Have a pull on the White Owl by perfx May 19, 2017

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

I just didn’t have the cameras on

A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.

Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑

I just didn’t have the cameras on by DodgersFanGaming December 13, 2020

have a belt on me 

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.

Have a Belt on me, Chum!

have a belt on me by Dani April 7, 2005