An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying

"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"

Gonked by gyaradocious September 5, 2019

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Gokked

Verb.

To be Gokked, or to Gok

To be generally made over by another in order to realise your own fabulousness.

Person 1 - "You've been Gokked"

Person 2 - "I know - my sister took me out last weekend to get me these new threads - I look so hot!!"

Example 2

Person 1 - "I'm so going to Gok you next weekend...we're heading to the mall and we're not leaving until you feel totally fabulous"

Person 2 - "Awesome"

Gokked by Claire Brummell April 6, 2008

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gooked

Result of a deception or fraud.

Dude 1: Check out this DVD player I just got, this guy sold it to me for $150.

Dude 2: They're selling that at Costco for $40. You got gooked, man.

gooked by Robrandt May 22, 2006

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gorpedo

after one farts in the tub or any water, poop suddenly shoots up into the mouth out of the gorpbubble of the "gorp"

"Kubie got a gorpedo in the face during his hot sensual bath with his women."

gorpedo by Kube and Sal August 21, 2009

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