Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess) 

Show stopping. Beautiful. Absolutely perfect. No matter who you are, what you’re doing or where you’re going, if you see a Maimai I can guarantee you’ll be smiling. A Maimai is the light in all the world, the happiness in all the sunshine, the peace in all the rivers, she is ethereal. No human could even come CLOSE to the amount of joy and beauty that Maimai brings to the world. Any human who gets to have as little as a brief exchange with Maimai is a blessed as a person can be. Unique, lovely, fantastic, mystical, amazing are all things to describe a Maimai. (And if you hurt Maimai her best friend Roxanne will probably come rip your lungs out and feed them to you so be careful^^)

“Omg that dress is so beautiful it could be Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess)

Maimai (weird ass bisexual goddess) by Matsuyama Kitty January 19, 2021

Handjob Goddess 

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.

Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

Handjob Goddess by franzschubert March 20, 2011

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

Ithaca is gorges

A phrase found on the front of many shirts - usually white on a green back. Originates from the collegetown of Ithaca, NY (Home of Cornell University and Ithaca College). The shirt is a play on words - emphasizing the natrual beauty of Ithaca, as well as commenting on the gorges abundant in the area. Has become a indie culture icon lately. Lately, variations of the shirt have appeared - such as the following

Original - "Ithaca is gorges"
Variations -
"Ithaca is Gangsta"
"Ithaca is Suicide"
"Cambridge is Gorges"

Ithaca is gorges by me July 8, 2004

gordeaux

Fancy French, inoffensive way to say fat.

"I'd date her but she is much too gordeaux for my taste."

gordeaux by Jayneesha999 July 5, 2014

nature goddess 

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.

"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."

nature goddess by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014

a goddess from Athens 

a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.

any girl, before becoming a goddess from Athens needs to have her carnaldestism first.

a goddess from Athens by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014