Goosenecking 

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone

Goosenecking by Lascivious January 5, 2011

mrs.grosneck 

Literal trash

Gabe: you know mrs.grosneck
You: I wish I didn’t

mrs.grosneck by _cheez it_ May 14, 2018

goosedick 

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

goosedick by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

Goosenecking 

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.

So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.

Goosenecking by coxycor January 17, 2020

Gimme that good goose neck 

Sloppy blowjobGoose neck

Brian said to his girl gimme that good Goose neck and Jackie proceeded to pleasure ya boi.
Exceptional Blowjob

Gimme that good goose neck by ThePoetDanielHernandez May 23, 2019

Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

Chinese Goosepecker by Thumperton April 25, 2011

Goosefuck 

A word used to describe something controversial that nobody likes and everyone likes.

"That guy is a total Goosefuck!"

Goosefuck by Litten17 July 20, 2020