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GodKingSmiticus 

A man that cannot be defined in words. His shear awesomeness is unparalled. His penis is the size of two 54' HD T.Vs. He is a casanova. Many people want these people dead. They are hunted for their testicles. Many people use GodKingSmiticus testicles as headbands. They are very popular fashion accesories. They are also hunted for the fact that people want to be them. They skin them and wear their faces as masks.
Hey man do you see that GodKingSmiticus. I sooooo want to wear his testicles on my head.
GodKingSmiticus by Bob Steelfish December 1, 2011
Related Words
To kill,steal,beat,grab and yank.
1. The words grab and yank mushed together to make ganking.
2.To repeatedly kill a virtual game character after they get resurrected aka spawn rape in WoW.
3. Group of thugs or gangsters beat and steal your money.
Ganking by kuh-rissie December 22, 2008
Furiously Masturbating with your own mucus or someone elses.
Last night I caught my 13 year old brother Gorking in my parents bed. I then proceded to sneak in and join him on his Gorking escapade.
Gorking by Kingcactuswolf January 4, 2016
The term Gokking is used by Gok Wan on his show Gok's fashion fix. It means to use his influence on someone or something. People often use it as a term when accessorizing, editing clothes, or changing style.
"That women needs some serious gokking."
"I'm gonna give this the gokking it needs."
fancy a good gonfing later dave?

yes please matt
gonfing by johnny sidestep April 20, 2007

Gronking 

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.
I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.
Gronking by stordiford October 27, 2011