Goalie Bruise 

Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.

in a sentence:

1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"

Goalie Bruise by Soul_Invictus April 5, 2021

Goalie Mind 

A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant

I’m a Goalie Mind!

You focus like a Goalie Mind!

Goalie Mind by GoalieMind April 11, 2021

Goalie Mind 

A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant

I’m a Goalie Mind!

You focus like a Goalie Mind!

Goalie Mind by GoalieMind April 11, 2021

goalie self goal 

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.

Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!

goalie self goal by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023

Goalie Build 

Where a female has a abnormally large build, resembling a goalie all geared up.

Cole- Dayum bro have you seen how big jess is?
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.

Goalie Build by Hozeyahzz December 7, 2023

goalie’d

In ice hockey, when a team loses a game solely because the opposing goaltender played really well, they are said to have been “goalie’d”.

Our team played well last night but lost 2-1 after getting absolutely goalie’d by Joe NHL.

goalie’d by dudenature306 March 2, 2025

slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

slip one past the goalie by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003