scored an own goal 

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

scored an own goal by CortalUX April 21, 2007

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.

BLUE TEXT CHAIN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYYYYYAYA

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal.I'm so proud ocascascascascascascascascascascascas

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 22, 2021

scroat goal 

when a tramp runs the ball into the box on fifa 09 and passes it across to an open goal
to get a certain goal

player runs into the box and passes across
to score
and the opponent yells scroat goal

scroat goal by xPunjabi NINJAx February 8, 2009

Skeet Goal 

In nhl 2007 when u press the back button insted of start and pull your goalie by acident and your opponite scores on you

That was a fucking skeet goal u basterd from Newfoundland Portugal Cove just out side of St johns to be exact

Skeet Goal by Courtney Chutes November 3, 2006

Discocharo is the best fp ever💕. Her goal followers is 10k she is loved 🌹 she deserves the world #discocharo 

Discocharo is the sweetest fanpage ever💕 and goal is to reach 10k followers!🥺
Thursday, 24 February

Discocharo is the best fp ever💕. Her goal followers is 10k she is loved 🌹 she deserves the world #discocharo

Discocharo is the best fp ever💕. Her goal followers is 10k she is loved 🌹 she deserves the world #discocharo by Ilycharssss February 24, 2022

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :) 

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :) by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Scoring on his Own Goal 

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

Scoring on his Own Goal by kagz123 February 24, 2008