Roach Garcia 

One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.

Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia

Roach Garcia by TAPOUT February 29, 2008

Jerry Garcia 

Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".

Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)

Jerry Garcia by Croz September 13, 2004

Teddy Garcia 

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.

I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.

Teddy Garcia by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013

message to garcia

Doesn't matter how something happens, just that it does happen.

Boss: I need all these boxes loaded into the truck.

Worker: OK should I use the forklift?

Boss: I don't care, message to garcia that shit.

message to garcia by IL4DD November 3, 2017

Nasty Garcia 

When a man and woman do a Dirty Sanchez and then, he continues rubbing it into a full beard.

She looked into the mirror and was astonished to see how her Nasty Garcia looked!

Nasty Garcia by Heavy GG June 5, 2018

Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control

Alex Garcia by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Kelly Garcia

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.

amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia

Kelly Garcia by marcus fon April 22, 2011