Fuckness 

1.)
Used to describe something so completely epic, it is impossible to describe without saying "fuck." If the object can only be described by saying any form of "fuck," followed by another adjective, then said object is deemed "the fuckness."

2.)
Used to describe the sexual attractiveness of another person.

1.)
Fred: "Dude, did you see those tits? They were fucking amazing."

Jeff: "Oh my God yes, how could you not see them? They are the fuckness."


2.)
John: "Out of ten, how would you rate her fuckness?"

Steve: "Eh, probably a 9."

John: "So you'd bang?"

Steve: "Def. I'd fuck anything above a 7."

Fuckness by James Pollack August 19, 2008

Fuckiness 

The smell of your underwear and/or bedsheets the morning after lots of sex.

I can still smell our fuckiness on these sheets even though I've washed them twice!

Fuckiness by Unbearable Muriel November 12, 2010

fuckinass 

Aka ass whipe, used for students to call their teachers usually. Psst...but to call there teachers that write...Fudge inn arse.

A teacher at my school.

fuckinass by bLuEwAvEgrl9 May 2, 2003

funniness 

1. The act of being extremely funny, goofy, or stupid.

Sammy and I were instant messaging jokes back and forth, with everyone getting stupider and stupider, thus creating funniess.

funniness by Eri September 6, 2004

maximum funness 

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

maximum funness by The Dude January 20, 2005

funniless 

the opposite of funniest , not funny , absence of anything that resembles funny

Americas funniest home videos and funniless hosts.

Ellen DeGeneres,Rosie Odonnel and Whoopie Goldberg are the funniless female comics I know of.

That Joke was so funniless.. I didn't forget to laugh it just wasn't funny ..

funniless by TribalE July 24, 2006

Funkless 

The complete lack of funk in a person, place, thing, or activity.

At a dance club: Hey look at this funkless hipster dancing the breadstick. See Elaine Benes.

Listening to music: Although the concerto was a masterful demonstration of counterpoint, it was overwhelmingly funkless.

Funkless by B Everything August 11, 2011