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Fucking shit ass 

The exact combination of words that replaces anything that you forgot or can't think of fast enough. Said with a short pause between "Fucking" and "Shit ass"
Mom: Why were you out so late?!

Me: I don't know...fucking shit ass.
Fucking shit ass by Weasel Beans January 31, 2014

Fucking Shit Storm 

When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.
1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!

2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!

fucking shit up after the fact 

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying
When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

Crazy Fucking Shit 

Crazy Fucking Shit

1) the name for something that was so insane, you just had to call it "crazy fucking shit"

2) drugs you take when you have no idea what it is or whats in it
1) dude, that roller party was some crazy fucking shit man...

2) dude, i just dropped something, and its some crazy fucking shit.
Crazy Fucking Shit by xstacy March 1, 2009

holy fucking shit 

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

Holy Fucking Shit Fuck 

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"