freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

freshly ripe fruit by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008

freshly squeezed

A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.

1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.

2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.

3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.

4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.

freshly squeezed by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011

Freshly Soiled

A female person who has recently had sex.

Looks like Marie is freshly soiled.

Freshly Soiled by Stella September 24, 2002

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

Freshly Baked Cum Pie by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Freshly Brewed 

When one's caucasion spouse has an affair with male of African American heritage

Jeez Johnathan, I think Susan's been freshly brewed.

Freshly Brewed by Mike Sweedish October 13, 2003

freshly gag 

when someone has taken a dump outside and you are unfortunate enough to whiff the stench

oh man some one has done a freshly gag over there it smells humany

freshly gag by moyesy October 3, 2008

freshly painted 

A horny girl who has been "man handled" in the past 24 hours

After a few drinks and a trip to my apartment, that girl from the club became freshly painted with my cum.

freshly painted by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009