barber fornication 

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

barber fornication by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Fornication Under Consent of the King 

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK

"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

Fornication Under Consent of the King by Raijin May 6, 2005

fornication 

banging, sucking, or eating outside of wedlock.

Trina gives headto Leeroy at the movies.

fornication by Crystal January 30, 2004

gastronomic fornication 

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.

Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

gastronomic fornication by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009

chocolate oreo midget fornication 

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

chocolate oreo midget fornication by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

fornication 

Someone who eats corn with a fork. Obviously, corn can be eaten with a spoon or a fork, but a fornicator is known for eating corn with a fork.

Paul: "Hey, John is Jim fornicating?"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"

fornication by Raf City April 17, 2010

Fornication Hibernation 

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

Fornication Hibernation by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011