Jizz'll fix it 

A therapeutic session of self-enjoyment/masturbation, designed to relieve the stresses of a hard day at work. Normally enjoyed last thing at night to aid sleep. The cry "Now then now then, what 'ave we got 'ere then" on the vinegar strokes is for expert self-lovers only.

Crispin had lost twenty mill backing the wrong stocks on the market and was facing the internal auditors over an allegation of laundering money. Lying alone in bed that night he didn't know what to do. "I bet jizz'll fix it" he thought before whacking one out and drifting into a deep relaxing slumber.

Jizz'll fix it by The Brown Piper May 1, 2007

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Mr Fix It 

Well known for shining shoes, and cutting keys a.k.a Sean Simpson or Gimpson.

Mr Fix It is who you need to do the job! He'll even shine your shoes for £3.85 with staff discount! :)

Mr Fix It by Boogshaw June 11, 2009

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.

So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it by OMGDOOD August 26, 2009

Gym'l fix it

Going to the gym is the answer to all problems.

John: "I'm tired"
Steve: "Gym'l fix it"

Gym'l fix it by thekappa January 22, 2011

Mixing It To Fix It 

The concept of a pimp secretly dealing drugs, engaging in fraud, armed robbery, home invasion, etc. to main his flash and glamour as if all of his money came from the earnings of prostitutes. Doing this openly is referred to as "macking". However, real pimps don't do any type of hustling because pimping is a lifestyle, not a hustle. Pimps look down on both "mixing it to fix it" and "macking" because it is not considered true Izm.

Mixing it to fix it the Motor City Mack, taking crazy chances.. counting out rack.. the world is mine, one brick at a time.. or send her to the blade, one trick at a time.

Mixing It To Fix It by G. Twilight March 20, 2024

West Virginia Fix-It 

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.

Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.

West Virginia Fix-It by CLE ent November 20, 2018