fester

to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, etc..

Stop festering!
Cabin 5 festers more than you.
Emily, Elise, Marissa, and Holly love to fester on the BGF.

fester by butterfly em August 7, 2006

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A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

fester by D317 September 19, 2006

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Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

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1. A name givin to a Kid whos mom is Known for Molesting Little kids in a hot Tub.
2. Fes..Fes..Fes..FestorIouS

Fester by Daddy March 4, 2003

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Awesome big bore pipe on that Fester.

Fester by Nick December 6, 2004

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multiuse-
n: a guy who gets in the way of his friend's game, see also - cockblock

v: to be annoying, irritating

A guy likes a girl, his friend comes up and starts calling him out. The guy is like 'Stop being such a fester!'

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A person or a group (Festers) of people attending Coachella festival. Now referred to as Coachella.

Festers have landed in Indio, ready to brave the sand and party to the music!

Fester by BabyKan June 9, 2016

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