fartknocker 

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

fartknocker by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

fartknocker 

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

fartknocker by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

Fartknocker 

A stingy, lowly sort of fellow who blows hot air out of his/her rectum. esp. a boss in a sweat-shop

Your boss, Tony, is a real fartknocker.

Fartknocker by mike draper January 5, 2002

fatknocker 

a person who looses weight.

U sure did loose that weight, u r a fatknocker maan.

fatknocker by ren walkero January 12, 2009

Fartknocker 

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

Fartknocker by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

fartknocker 

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

fartknocker by Fine James April 10, 2006

Fartknocker 

Someone who switches their loyalties with the wind, like with a sportfan who just roots for the winning team win they have had a winning streak rather than staying with their own team.

"Chris says he is a Redskins fan but he is rooting for the Cowboys.. What a fartknocker!"

Fartknocker by just1man September 19, 2012