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Failed Trust Fund Baby 

When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.
My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.
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failed painter

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe
failed painter by dandafan May 25, 2021

failed ratio 

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do
Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio
failed ratio by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022

failed art student 

A person who may or may not become the German Chancellor. Most likely from Austria.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Daniel failed art school
Person 2: Isn't he Austrian?
Person 1: and he's a failed art student...
Person 2: oh no.

failed abortion 

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

Failed Abortion 

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud
Failed Abortion by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Failed Lesbian 

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman
Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*