Faffin 

When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.

That cunts faffin up a storm!

Faffin by Faffinatress January 4, 2020

faffalanche 

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.

Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.

faffalanche by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007

faffing 

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

faffing by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

fafffing 

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.

We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.

fafffing by E305$ September 15, 2009

faffalo 

A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.

Sounds like the word buffalo.

When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."

"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"

"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"

"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"

faffalo by slyslyde August 1, 2013

fuffernoot 

A complete weirdo

Wow zakk you're girlfriend is a such a fuffernoot

fuffernoot by keep April 12, 2015

Faff King 

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING

WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY

Faff King by urbankat11 February 1, 2018