fakely 

ADV: to falsely do or enact something which will not be followed through with. Coined on 11/22/09 while watching NFL games.

"Brett Favre is having a great season. It would be a great thing, if he had not fakely retired twice before and ruined his reputation."

fakely by Scotty Bolton November 22, 2009

Facelosopher 

One who uses Facebook as a means to covey how enlightened and insightful they are. A facelosopher's statuses are characterized by strong opinions, advice, and phrases they believe will one day be quoted.

Thug 1: "Did you see Chuck's status today talkin' 'bout living righteously and how condoms should be mandatory?"
Thug 2: "Yeah, that fool trippin'. He ain't nothin' but a Facelosopher."

Facelosopher by DaGrango December 8, 2011

facelook 

used to define any expression on someones face.

Johnny: Did you see the facelook that girl gave you
Anthony: Yea, she was all sorts of pissed

facelook by DJ Or Derb April 19, 2011

facey 

(adj) When someone's face can be seen everywhere. It could be used to describe someone popular, but it is mostly used to describe someone who seems to be here, there, and everywhere at the same time. Facey people are always making appearances virtually everywhere.

Hey Christy, I saw Danielle at Cliff's party last night, then on campus before class, and later on the way home from work. Man, she is so facey.

facey by Angela Marisol September 23, 2013

facelips

A variant of the more common "lips": the two fleshy parts or folds forming the margins of the mouth and functioning in speech. This specific label is used to avoid confusion with other types of lips, mainly, vaginal lips (labium).

1) Man, my facelips are so chapped right now.
2) That song was great; the singer really knows how to use her facelips.
3) Come over here and give me a kiss on the facelips.

facelips by sittingquietly July 19, 2010

Facey B's

Shortened term used for facebook

"I was on facey B's last night talking to your mum"

Facey B's by Kurtamin May 18, 2009

Faceless mort 

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd

"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"

Faceless mort by Aussie cray cray (cray cray =c May 2, 2016