The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.
Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP
guys?
Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do
what they want.
Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.
(sad face)
Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constantextreme.
Esp is a group of sexually incapable faggots, a member of esp Buzzcock, likes it in the ass while smokin a pak of candy. another member Zach Moses sucks pleanty of cock, so you cant understand a word he says. Mike on the otherhand is the worst of the 4, mike has visions of having wild pasionate sex with a 16 yr old while eating her foot. mike is 20 and is a psycopath. the last member of the group is MR.shibbs who has a former girlfriend who is a pornstar, and is a teen. they are the new A-TEAM!!!!