ebay.gov 

A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman.

I bought an illegal drug off of eBay.gov, and now I'm Spiderman.

ebay.gov by Mcnuggetsast October 13, 2019

eBayed 

The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

eBayed by Madnas August 20, 2012

Ebaad 

Ebaad is a very intelligent person who blesses those he meets. A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. you know that Ebaad won't ever desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell Ebaad absolutely anything. Ebaad has a lot of skills which when put to use allows him to achieve everything and anything his curiosity yearns for. However, you should never mess with him, for he has the ability to make your life miserable if he is angered.

You guys are so unreliable, I wish we had Ebaad here.

Ebaad by Python001 March 30, 2020

eBaum

The webmaster of eBaumsworld.com, arguebly the most shamelessly self-promoting site on the Internet. Has its fair share of funny material, all of which was scrounged around the Internet and has had the eBaumsworld logo crapped on it in some way, effectively shitting on the face of the content's real owner. Also infamous for false advertising; if eBaumsworld's promotes itself as hosting "clean humour and nothing pornographic", then I'd shudder at anything the webmaster might consider remotely "dirty".

Image banner: "This image is NOT the property of eBaumsworld's.com"
Surfer: "So why the flying fuck is this ugly banner stripped across it?! It's fucking the picture up!"
Answer: Because anybody linking to said image is actually promoting the site by anybody reading the domain name stripped across the violated picture. Brilliant strategy, eBaum.

eBaum by Alhadis December 9, 2004

ebay 

a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping

but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....

ebay by steff_G March 12, 2005

EBAH 

Evil Brain, Angel Heart. This phrase was coined by Tech N9ne himself for his upcoming EP entitled EBAH

Tech N9ne's EBAH is about to be a real game changer.

EBAH by gorgan August 20, 2012

ebaum

A verb, meaning to steal something and claim it as your own. Based on the actions of Eric Bauman, owner of the website eBaumsworld.com, who steals all his content from other people and claims it as his own.

"Hey, I made that image! You ebaumed me, you weasel!"

or

"I have no talent or ethics, so I ebaum content for my webpage."

ebaum by Fuego Fish February 8, 2005