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Bruce Dickinson 

The Frontman of the popular British Metal Act, Iron Maiden, One of the greatest ever metal artists ever.

He was the successor of the band after Paul Di'anno, left after the "Fear of the Dark" album and Blaze Bailey stepped in and Bruce came back on the 2000 album "Brave New World" and has been there ever since
"666 the number of the beast, hell and fire was sworn to be released!"
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dickie bitch 

someone who is not only being a little bitch but has also transgressed into being a dick while being a bitch
Michael: Gavin 'dickie bitch' Free
The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.
He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!
Dickism by J Farrar January 1, 2012

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022

Bruce Dickinson 

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.
Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

Selective Dickism 

When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism
Selective Dickism by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016
Word of the Day on October 2, 2016

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease