pacifier-dependant 

One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.

The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.

pacifier-dependant by GlennDL April 25, 2010

Dependance Day 

"Dependence Day" is a term that is used mockingly to refer to England voting to leave the European Union on 24th June 2016. 48.1% of English voters voted to remain in the European union, however the majority of voters voted to leave, and the events of which are as yet uncertain, further complicated by remaining countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, voting to remain in the European Union.

The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".

Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".

Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.

The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference

"Hey are you gonna party on Dependance Day?"

"Yeah! The bass'll drop harder than our economy"

Dependance Day by ProfessorMelonHead June 24, 2016

Descendants 

Literally the best movie on the planet, also the only movie with a better sequel than original.

Me: Descendants is my favorite movie of all time
My friends: YAAAAAS QUEEEEN!

Descendants by the only true Descendants fan November 10, 2019

definantly 

The word "Definitely" as used unanimously by the aggregate of illiterate individuals residing in the U.S.

Macs are definantly better than PCs.

definantly by Polytopal June 2, 2008

dependently wealthy 

someone who lives like they are rich while simultaneously mooching off of someone else.

"Did you see Dave's new car? Yeah, but how did he afford it without a job? He still lives with his folks, so he's dependently wealthy."

or

"Brian threw a fantastic party last night at his brother's beach house, with money he borrowed from his girlfriend...Man, he sure is dependently wealthy!"

dependently wealthy by Nuggets McGee February 5, 2009

Car dependent

A place is car dependent if you cant' walk to the grocery store, and cant't exist in life without a car.

Aaron:Man I hate Houston it's so car dependent you literally can't exist in life without a car here!

Car dependent by Porumbelu August 21, 2022

Your descendants rape defendants

The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest

John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap
John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family tree LGBT
Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*

Your descendants rape defendants by JDGDW May 25, 2018