crouched potato 

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

crouched potato by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Crotchdropling

A Child.

Offspring.

Sprog.

I heard Greta just shot out twin crotchdroplings.

Crotchdropling by Merl July 22, 2007

crotchdog 

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Bag of Crotches 

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

Bag of Crotches by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008

crotchety 

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

crotchety by crazyaly July 1, 2005

Crotchdog 

The male version of a cameltoe.

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!

Crotchdog by GrndMffTrn March 7, 2021

synchronized crotches 

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

synchronized crotches by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010