Count Olaf 

Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...

"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda

Count Olaf by parlez January 10, 2005

Count Flapula 

A lady's private parts personified

Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!

Count Flapula by braceyajax February 11, 2010

Count Ravioli 

When some asks if your name is Count Ravioli and you respond with Stephan.

Are you Count Ravioli?

No, I'm Stephan.

Count Ravioli by werty222 October 4, 2017

Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.

As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him

Count Grishnackh by unappreciated heavy metal expert April 3, 2004

count chocula 

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.

screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!

count chocula by sdbfdgsf January 5, 2010

Count Music

Music you count your money to after a long day of working and hustling.

"I make count music, shit you can count out your ends to after a long day of juggin"- Young Scooter

Count Music by LTerry24 January 6, 2014

Count your ducks 

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

Count your ducks by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017