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Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.
Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)
Coitexting by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011
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Connecting Rod 

background came from a bunch of guys in a tech school auto tech shop. A connecting rod is another term for a penis. called a connecting rod because it "connects" a man and his bitch together
she keeps moving away so its time for the connecting rod.
Connecting Rod by Bubba December 25, 2004

SHE'S CONFESSING! 

Something that Zidler likes to shout when the rat-faced Duke is about to huff off because Satine obviously wants to be with Christian. Guh. Also good for screaming out with your friends, especially Rach-hell and Rodney.
*at a very random or innappropriate time* SHE'S CONFESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE'S CONFESSING! by Tam-m-y January 25, 2004

concepting 

Process whereby ideas are generated for the purpose of creatively solving a problem.
"The team set aside some time for concepting in order to flush out some plausible directions."
concepting by conceptingisaword February 14, 2012

conseshing 

Conseshing is the Contining or the continuance of smoking weed or drinking for an extended period of time.
Hey man I'm just going to Consesh a couple green bowls
Hey I'll be inside after I'm done Conseshing these shots
conseshing by Sapanoid January 27, 2017

dot connecting

Adj. A manic, paranoid state of mind where one tries to see every possible angle of attack, guard against every weakness, and be sleeplessly vigilent.
The analysts were working overtime, listening to the chatter, scouring the records, and steadily, tirelessly dot connecting into the morning.

contexting

being in a contest through text messaging.
"I just won concert tickets through the radio's contexting system!"
contexting by gregdaddy89 January 14, 2008