constipation 

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

constipation by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Constipation 

renee is constipated

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016

Constipation by weinislover911 May 25, 2022

Constipation Proclamation 

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

Constipation Proclamation by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

constipation rock 

The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.

-Did you buy the new constipation rock album by Nickelback?
-No. I'm a self-respecting human being.

constipation rock by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012

Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009

constipation hangover 

When you still can't take a quality dump days after a heavy night of drinking.

...on a side note, your boy hasn't dropped a deuce since that Jack fucked me up on Sunday. This fucking constipation hangover is no joke at this point...

constipation hangover by LeDeau September 27, 2017

Constipation and diarrhea 

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

Constipation and diarrhea by Scrounder September 18, 2012