Confused Jouster 

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

Confused Jouster by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

Love Confession 

Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.

love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.

Love Confession by Centrist November 3, 2008

to confess 

When you're in love with someone and you want to tell it.

I wanted to confess my feelings for you...

to confess by jungscoped4life June 9, 2017

urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

urban confessional by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

Postcoital Confusion 

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

Postcoital Confusion by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008

Confucked 

To conform, but in the end, not benefiting at all, and instead getting screwed over. Hence the term, confucked.

The government wants you to conform by paying your taxes, going to work or school everyday, and buying health insurance, but in reality, you're getting confucked.

Confucked by catfood69 May 11, 2016