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shaggability coefficient

How shaggable a person is. Can be used for men and women.
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you see Alice today?
Friend 2: Yeah bro, the shaggability coefficient is off the charts!

blubberisation coefficient

The amount of a bulb inside its casing. If the radius of the bulb is r1, and the radius of the bulb plus casing is r2, assuming the bulb is a perfect sphere, the blubberisation coefficient of the bulb is (r1/r2)^3.
This bulb is better than that one because its blubberisation coefficient is larger.

Void Coefficient

A number which is used to determine the behavior of a nuclear reactor as the water within the core boils off, forming a steam void. This water acts as both a neutron moderator, increasing thermal neutron count and fission rate, as well as reactor cooling and absorbing neutrons.

A reactor whose void coefficient is greater than zero will increase the rate of fission as the water in the reactor boils to steam; these designs are rarer today and are more dangerous, as the fission can more easily cause a runaway chain reaction in the core. These reactors are said to have a "positive void coefficient".

Most modern nuclear reactors have "negative void coefficients," meaning that as the water boils, fission slows down.
The RBMK-1000's dangerously high positive void coefficient was a major contributing factor to the Chernobyl Disaster.

The Burton Coefficient 

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness
I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

The Robson Coefficient 

A value representative of someone's ability to hold out when under immense pressure from friends or family, even if it is to do something they really want to do or will really enjoy. Can be calculated by the equation: (Stubbornness x Need to be right) cubed.
George: I want to get Dan to play pro clubs again but I don't think he's going to do it.

Daniel: Yeah he's a stubborn bastard.

Matty: Have you applied the Robson Coefficient?
The Robson Coefficient by x427 February 16, 2021

conficient 

convenient + efficient = conficient
man, hows that for conficient, you dealer lives next door
conficient by Apeshit the second December 14, 2006