clobber down 

When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.

Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”

Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”

Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”

Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”

clobber down by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021

clobber passage 

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

clobber passage by arc-zen July 6, 2023

clobber claw 

(n) a television remote control

"Hand me the clobber claw."

clobber claw by kmojoh September 3, 2006

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

Clobber the calamari by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

Clobber Darts 

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

Clobber Darts by Anon May 30, 2003

clobber of slobber 

The feeling of foamy stuff in the back of your thoat after you smoked a whole lot of bomb.

Nigggguh I got clobber of slobber can you pass me a some that drank.

clobber of slobber by flossinboss December 11, 2010

clobber ur noggin 

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

clobber ur noggin by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021