Eric Clapton 

The whitest guitar player alive, a man who plays with ­the feel and emotion of
a wet dishwag.

'God' of ripping off black blues players.

Eric Clapton, 'God' of inadvertently ripping off black blues players without credit.

Eric Clapton by st April 21, 2005

Eric Clapton 

One of the most one overrated guitar players of all time. Compared to Jimi Hendrix he's barely a guitar player. Don't get me wrong, I think Clapton is a great guitarist but I'm tired of my grandma telling me how amazing he is when I've listened to a lot of his stuff and have his records. Jimi Hendrix kicks his ass by far.

Eric Clapton is not "god" -_-

Eric Clapton by Pleading The Fifth January 17, 2012

eric clapton 

A blue-meanie

Many people have a premise that Eric Clapton is God. That is wrong. To find out who is the real God see Roger Waters

The PRos and Cons of HitchHiking

eric clapton by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004

Eric Clapton 

excessive drooling while giving a blow job.

Does anyone else Eric Clapton when giving oral?

Eric Clapton by MUA Psycho October 13, 2012

Go Clapton 

To suddenly change your current guitar genre, image or musical direction as a guitar god in such a drastic and shocking way, that your current fanbase needs hospitalization because of their parallel sudden identity crisis. Clapton, Bob Dylan and Gary Moore are examples of sudden musical career turns.

“He warned me he’d go Clapton on me and deliver a blues record instead of a new euro metal album.”

Go Clapton by Gurbz September 3, 2020

Emily Clapton 

Emily Clapton a short blonde bitch whose addicted to drugs and sex

You see her that’s a Emily Clapton you don’t wanna be here

Emily Clapton by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020

Eric Clapton 

It’s Eric Clapton outside today.

A very hot day when the sun is said to be cracking the flag stones.
Eric Clapton’s son, Conor, fell from a 53rd floor apartment, effectively cracking the flags on the pavement below.

Bleeding hell, it’s Eric Clapton out there today.

Eric Clapton by AliB0ngo June 21, 2022