An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".

Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?

Christ Almighty by Sat O'Matic October 1, 2007

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Christ on a Cracker

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

Christ on a Cracker by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

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Christ on a bike

To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation

A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'

Christ on a bike by Jambanger September 16, 2020

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Christ consciousness

The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.

It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.

Christ consciousness by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

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