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The way that "Choking" is spelled by idiots
Paper: The victim was chocking
Teacher: Are you retarded? it's spelled "Choking"
Chocking by TheWarHorse100 October 9, 2018

Cooching 

The act of engaging in promiscuous/slut-like behavior, primarily on the weekends.
She was out cooching aroung all night at that frat party.
Cooching by Roddulus September 14, 2007

chaching-chen 

A nickname given to a person who is often annoying but you're stuck with for life.
chaching-chen by PeppaThePig48127629 November 19, 2021

backseat coaching 

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.
(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

choosing beggar 

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.
"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"
Chocking by cocksaint March 2, 2021