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Hatin' Chairs 

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc
Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"
Hatin' Chairs by bundas May 12, 2010
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Musical Chairs 

The physical game which inspired Hunger Games, Minecraft Hunger Games, Fortnite, & PUBG, Pixel Gun battle royal, & Apex Legends.
Fortnite: PUBG copied us
Apex Legends: First time?
Musical chairs: *Laughs in hidden*
Musical Chairs by ArticEmpire February 20, 2020

to get chaired 

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

chairass 

Having one's ass stuck to a chair
or in bumble foots song chairass
Jerry has such a chairass!

have you heard the solo in bumble foot's song chair ass?
chairass by namino neitou sama August 28, 2007

clairess 

v. tr. to lovingly caress, especially someone named Claire
He adored her, spending what seemed hours simply clairessing her as they talked.
clairess by EddieArt August 29, 2017

charessa 

Beautiful, inspired girl who has a great loving heart
Charessa you looked beautiful today, and you inspired me today in so many ways
charessa by Ch-ar-ess-a September 30, 2018