centurion

A good way to get back one of your friends. When you approach someone who is sleeping, you pull out your cock and balls, place your balls over their eyes and your cock down their nose thus creating the illusion of a centurion's helmet. Photos optional.

Mike: "fucking Tom gave me a fruit basket today!"
Paul: "centurion his ass tonight!"

centurion by Johnny Gibson September 26, 2007

goon centurian 

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.

"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."

goon centurian by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010

Centurion

Centurions are the sassiest and sexiest people to ever touch the face of the earth. Some might even say that they are too sexy for this camp.

Centurions too sexy for this camp x3
TOUCH YOURSELVES
Centurions too sexy for this camp x2

Centurion by 欧许 November 23, 2018

Centurion

People living 100 years or longer.

Dan works out for longevity, he wants to be a centurion.

Centurion by Kelsey H. June 17, 2020

Roman Centurion 

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.

My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.

Roman Centurion by Clever Satan March 11, 2022

Centurion

As other people have said 100 shots (beer) and 100 minutes. You may need a sober person timing if you are soft. If you have balls, go the double, this will get you fucked off your face and you will DEFINATELY need a timer.

If you cant make 100, everyone knows you are a pussy.

That centurion was a cheap way of getting off my face.

OR

That centurion killed

Centurion by Lext February 26, 2009

Centuries of tradition

Oh being held comically hostage by a reality monster that till burn your souls forever if you do a book wrong...

Hym "And held further hostage by the literal people burning cosmic slaves of the reality monster.... That's the centuries of tradition... Do what I tell you or I'll burn you alive and the a mad Jim Jaspers type is going to burn you forever after I burn you... That's the tradition. But we stopped burning you though guys! We stopped burning you (the creature is still going to burn you) but now we just cannibalize you in abstraction guys.. We're fine now..."

Centuries of tradition by Hym Iam August 15, 2023