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Colorist 

A colorist is an individual who discriminates based in skin tone. Unlike a racist, a colorist doesn't factor race but uses the tone of ones skin to determine chracteristics about an individual.

Colorist can be tied to colorism

A colorist will assume that a light skin individual is full of themselves.
Saunya: Why are you taking a selfie. You're so light skin.

Yohon: what do you mean? You're such a colorist!
Colorist by Yuhanna June 5, 2015
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Calrissian 

(Originator "Lando Calrissian") when your fashion, attitude & personal swagger are above and beyond anything and everyone regardless of your loyalty or respect for another person.
"Glasses? Check!, Swag on 3000? Check!, Don't give a F**k cause I'm on one? Check! I'm Calrissian!"
Calrissian by QuestFunkMnkyz October 8, 2011

Calorie Crusade 

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.
Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

Negative calorie 

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip
I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.
Negative calorie by BAHAHHA! October 5, 2008

Shopping Calories 

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
Shopping Calories by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010

brando calrissian 

Usually a man named Brandon at birth but then reborn as Brando Calrissian as a reference to Star Wars.
Your new name, shall be Brando Calrissian...

calorie queen 

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
calorie queen by PMax April 13, 2008