Gyrating your flaccid man meat back and forth and up and down in rapid fashion while slapping your girl's face with it from every direction. With the proper length and girth, should sound like a piece of raw meat hitting a cutting board.
Tina was begging to try something new last night so I gave her the old butcher's slap. She really enjoyed it.
Excellent scottishrock guitarist who is a founding member of Simple Minds. Known for awesome power riffs and highly tasteful licks and solos, an amazing collection of vintage guitars and a vast arsenal of superb sounding effects.
"Man, thats some amazing guitar playing, who is that?"
"Thats Charlie Burchill of Simple Minds. He rules."