Ok boomer 

When a baby boomer says some dumb shit and you can't even begin to explain why he's wrong because that would be deconstructing decades of misinformation and ignorance so you just brush it off and say okay.

Boomer: Kids nowadays are so allergic back in my day we just ate bees and wiped our asses with poison ivy.
Non-boomer: Ok boomer

Ok boomer by lulaloops September 17, 2019

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.

Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice

Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005

BoomerNA 

A stinky little ipad pisser kid who knows only how to play bedwars and be in mommies beds. And he is bald.

Wow boomerna is really pissy

BoomerNA by BoomerNA April 22, 2021

broken bloomer 

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

broken bloomer by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019

Bang and boomerang 

When the pussy is so fire you gotta hit it again.

Bert: "How was that girl you were with last night?"
Andy: "She was unreal dude! I think imma bang and boomerang if you know what I mean."

Bang and boomerang by Andy TheMan November 12, 2015

boomerang friends 

friends that you have often banished out of your life, but that keep coming back.

Kevin is one of my boomerang friends. After every fight I think I'll never see him again. But then, he boomerangs back into my life.

boomerang friends by Limjona November 15, 2016

Boomer Juice

Low Carb and No Sugar Monster© Energy Drink (the white one)

Popularized by the 30 year old boomer meme

Boomer Juice is typically consumed by an obese Kyle or a Baby Boomer.

Boomer Juice by FluffyTtheTurtle October 10, 2019