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Bringing your own sand to the beach
Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
Bringing your own sand to the beach by BigCee September 6, 2005
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Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream
"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"
"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."
Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream by UncleBurton August 22, 2012
Bringing a Knife to a Threesome
Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.
Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."
The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.
"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".
"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"
Bringing a Knife to a Threesome by Stellababe June 8, 2013
Brining Day
The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.
Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.
Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.
Brining Day by Reeemer December 15, 2013
slow blinking
When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
slow blinking by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
Boinking
Boinking
Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.
Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.
Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.
Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.
Boinking by Merci Merc January 17, 2013