bradders 

A man seemingly incapable of doing anything on his computer without resorting to squinting at his monitor like a rat and cursing under his breath.

Often makes mistakes, and has to be solely entrusted with minor tasks

God, bradders is such a mong

bradders by BristolDave80 May 22, 2008

Branded 

1. When you have given someone anal sex.

2. Referenced to being screwed in the butt.

1. This girl was really hot and after a few drinks at the bar I branded her.

2. Ah man, that test was brutal, I just got branded.

Branded by WIUR-bird August 30, 2010

braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.

I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.

braided leather belt by ahlei June 8, 2016

kroger branded 

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

kroger branded by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Tight Braided 

When a persons braids are so tight-- they can't think right! They are thinking/acting crazy.

Tom: Did you hear what Kyle was saying?
Kevin: That boy is tight braided!

OR

Tom: Whats wrong with you-you must be tight braided!

Or

Bitch you just get you braids done, because you are tight braided

Tight Braided by Housing Lady December 23, 2014

Branded Cutlet 

a tattoo on a woman's chest when she is flat or has very small boobs; most commonly found on white trash females.

Check the branded cutlet on that piece of trash.

Branded Cutlet by Salmonella Free January 4, 2007

branded muffintop 

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.

Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.

branded muffintop by Dubby911 March 29, 2009