Borrow my mobile 

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

Borrow my mobile by Memento Dave April 5, 2021

permanently borrow 

To steal or acquire something and never give it back

Can I permanently borrow you’re dress?

permanently borrow by A Shep December 5, 2015

Can I borrow a feeling? 

The title of a song written by Simpsons' character Kirk Van Houten during his divorce with Luann Van Houten in Season 4, Eposide 4 (A Milhouse Divided). Aired December 1, 1996.

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
Take my hand with your glove of love

Can I borrow a feeling? by honig May 24, 2006

joel borrow

A sound and lighting boy

"Wow. That is Joel borrow, what a sound and lighting boy!"

joel borrow by Dinojimmy68 May 30, 2017

Can I Borrow A Feeling? 

The awesome single of Kirk VanHouten from the TV show, the Simpsons.

"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."

Can I Borrow A Feeling? by Magnum TOKYO May 26, 2006

Spend and Borrow Conservative 

Where the Conservatives refuse to raise taxes but continue to spend more than they have so then borrow from other countries like China until the deficit is more than can ever be paid back.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives (Republicans) cut taxes for the rich then make a war that costs billions a month, in order to pay for the war they borrow from China.

The Spend and Borrow Conservatives make all kinds of rules for the schools then don't fund them, after all why not just borrow the money from someone else, thats the spend and borrow way.

Spend and Borrow Conservative by SLCB October 7, 2008

perma-borrow 

To borrow something from someone when you clearly have no intention of returning it or you intend to wait and see if they ever ask for it back.

I perma-borrowed my neighbor's lawn mower 14 months ago and he still hasn't asked for it back.

perma-borrow by College Professor March 23, 2008