Blart 

1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.

2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.

1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!

2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."

Blart by adamKENNY311 December 7, 2009

blart 

a fart that comes with blood.

you better wear a manpon cause you might blart when you bend down.

blart by mattymillz November 17, 2017

Blart 

An uncommon condition where air builds up in ones bladder and then is released through urethra. Usually a blart does not produce an odor.

After surgery Dr. Sanchez palpated air in the patients bladder, with pressure the patient let out a blart.

Blart by SanchezandCompany January 3, 2022

blart 

Accidental bloody discharge when trying to fart.

I had to change my underware after I blarted.

blart by Ted E. July 24, 2005

Blart 

A queef (or vagina fart) while menstruating. Causes a gush of blood and gurgling sound.

"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.

Blart by Bizzy C January 9, 2009

Blart 

The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.

As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.

Blart by Aeryck July 19, 2005

blart 

a blow up shart ; a blow up shit fart

“what the fuck man, why did you blart all over the walls?!”

blart by SuperCrunchyCrouton27 January 3, 2021