Nanny bender 

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

Nanny bender by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

waist bender by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

Friender Bender 

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.

"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse

Friender Bender by pebot June 24, 2012

benderitis 

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

benderitis by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

bennie logan 

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.

Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.

bennie logan by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

bendescend 

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.

Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?

bendescend by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015

pretzel bender 

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

pretzel bender by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016