Beer Goggles 

What you are looking through after you have put away a case of beer.

After a night of drinking I had trouble keyboarding because I had my Beer Googles on.

Beer Goggles by Flagger McCord December 3, 2004

beer goggles 

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.

"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".

beer goggles by stouffer March 4, 2003

Beer Goggles Prank

When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out

Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"

Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."

Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"

Beer Goggles Prank by ZCDMJPIC June 18, 2010

Beer Goggles Bitch

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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

Beer Goggles Bitch by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Reverse beer goggles 

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.

This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.

Reverse beer goggles by Whysohigh November 15, 2011

Arabian Beer Goggles 

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.

wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles

Arabian Beer Goggles by Flip in Toledo May 1, 2009

Reverse Beer Goggles 

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

Reverse Beer Goggles by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009