Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.

He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.

Nipple Beard by Tamumba March 19, 2008

Tickle your beard 

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

Tickle your beard by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013

college beard 

A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.

"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."

college beard by :) :) :) June 4, 2007

Beard salad 

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

Beard salad by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

beard law 

The one who has the bigger beard has the right of way.

The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!

A man (bearded) and a boy (the un-bearded) walk up to a door at the same time,

Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!

beard law by MURF September 15, 2013

Tactical Beard 

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

Tactical Beard by DKAY April 10, 2013

Seneca Crane's beard 

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

Seneca Crane's beard by theavox December 16, 2011