Ballistic wank 

When you wank so hard, your cum makes a hole in the roof.

I took a ballistic wank this morning.

Ballistic wank by Misterymissile August 31, 2020

ballistic masturbation

A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

ballistic masturbation by Silence March 28, 2003

Ballistic Tip 

A bullet tip that explodes on impact.

(Rednecks Talking About Ballistic Tip Arrows)
Jim Bob: I Jisht Bought Shome Ballishtic Tipsh Fer My Arras.

Bubba: Holly Fuck!!! Are Ye Try'na B Lock Rambo?

Ballistic Tip by Ded_Lotus April 8, 2009

ballistic lobotomy

Suicide by gunshot to the head.

Jeff: Hey Jan, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Jan: No.

Jeff: He preformed a ballistic lobotomy on himself.

Jan: Oh Snap !

ballistic lobotomy by Camel'sTowing October 12, 2018

Ballistic Caryssile 

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

Ballistic Caryssile by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Ballistic shit 

A shit that exits the anus with such force, the toilet smashes or leaves a hole in a wall, window or roof

I took a ballistic shit

Ballistic shit by Misterymissile September 3, 2020

BALListic insurance 

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

BALListic insurance by zoogi0 May 7, 2009