Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstandinguniversity..."
A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.
Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!
The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.
Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.